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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
No way
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
If you got to make your own K-pop year-end awards show for 2024, who would win?
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons